But really a spotted mess of colors, truth be told
you’d need both your hands to count them all
there is a lot of copper on the face
covers portions of skin that sometimes runs hot and flares up
then just as quickly stops and becomes cold to the touch
other parts purpled and oranged and all the other sailors warned of what’s coming
do you, by chance, go on reddit
I ask cos I am dying to get pneumonia out here
will you, by chance, posterize me?
it’s too late for that, all the guys are here to play smear the queer
and why you always leading them on?
funny way of always saying sorry
and why is my body’s disposition always
leading me off?
it can’t contain contagious “real man”
soon overspent on new relationships
that are only doomed to sink
you’ve had too much but not nearly enough
two dollar domestics to think
of it all, webbed in the throes of a shit take
and your pants, they contain the biggest burden of them all
said it before, and let’s say it again
oh, the bummer is a summer that we aren’t living in
we’re just chaperones to the youth that doesn’t answer your call
I don’t think that looks right on you.
she guessed my favorite color first try..
but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now.
So you lied and then lived the lie. Cool story brah.
underdone cup o noodles made with bathroom sink water and eaten with a popsicle stick instead of fork
Favorite Albums of this uncomfortable year:
Beach House: 7
Blowdryer: Blowdryer
Blues Lawyer: Guess Work
Bodega: Endless Scroll
Burnt Ones: Last Draft in Different Rooms
Drug Church: Cheer
Father John Misty: God’s Favorite Customer
Flasher: Constant Image
Eleanor Friedberger: Rebound
Empress Of: Us
Frankie Cosmos: Vessel
Grouper: Grid of Points
Haley Heynderickx: I Need to Start a Garden
Half Waif: Lavender
Human People: Butterflies Drink Turtle Tears
Iceage: Beyondless
Idles: Joy as an Act of Resistance
J.C. Satàn: Centaur Desire
Kilo Kish: Mothe
Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks: Sparkle Hard
Mac Miller: Swimming
Miserable: Loverboy/Dog Days
Mitski: Be the Cowboy
Moonface: This One’s For The Dancer & This One’s For The Dancer’s Bouquet
Mount Eerie: Now Only
Negative Scanner: Nose Picker
Noun: Slug
Parquet Courts: Wide Awake!
Protomartyr: Consolation
Jeff Rosenstock: Post-
Sauna Youth: Deaths
Sasami: Not the Time/Callous 7″
Screaming Females: All At Once
Snail Mail: Lush
Special Interest: Spiraling
Vince Staples: FM!
Typhoon: Offerings
Kurt Vile: Bottle It In
Warthog: Warthog
Wayfarer: World’s Blood
I know year-end music lists mean little if anything at all, but on no planet were there fifty better albums than the LPs by Parquet Courts and Screaming Females.
But, boy oh boy, did pervy white male critics become infatuated by that generic 19 year old woman bandcamp sound in 2018.